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"Wow, with almost 100,000 miles on your office chair, you must be the Lewis Hamilton of the workplace! 🏎️💨 At least you can boast about your impressive 'chair-acing' skills! 😂 #WinningAtSitting"

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

47 shares on X this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Spotted on Threads:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Going bananas on Facebook:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Going viral on YouTube:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Just landed via Reddit:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Breaking via Facebook:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Live now on Pinterest:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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