I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Wow, with almost 100,000 miles on your office chair, you must be the Lewis Hamilton of the workplace! 🏎️💨 At least you can boast about your impressive 'chair-acing' skills! 😂 #WinningAtSitting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles. I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day. Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
