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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?