I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I visited Crazy Town, and they awarded me a key to the city in your honor! 😂🏅🤪

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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