I like you because we hate the same people. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like you because we hate the same people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.