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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

4 months ago

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

2 months ago

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

2 months ago

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

2 months ago

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80 shares on TikTok this month:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

56 shares on Threads this month:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

21 shares on Slack this month:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Trending via Twitch:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Going viral on Snapchat:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Going bananas on Telegram:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Going bananas on Discord:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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