I like you because we hate the same people.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”