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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.