I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them. Commentary:Always early to the airport: I'm a seasoned pro at arriving 3 hours early to watch everyone else run late! ✈️😂⏰ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment. Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to. Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind. I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.