I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!