I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. Commentary:When cardio meets comedy: burning calories one laugh at a time! 😜😂🏃♂️💬 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead. About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead. I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.