I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When cardio meets comedy: burning calories one laugh at a time! πππββοΈπ¬ Related Funny Quotes π€ Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead. About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. Never signed up for a 401k cause thereβs no way in hell I can run that far. I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.