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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

30 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Going viral on Telegram:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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