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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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