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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

87 shares on Discord this month:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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