If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?