I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.