I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.