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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, arrogance, confidence, exaggeration, humor, impossible, live, rest, sarcasm, self-deprecating, setting, sorry, standards, try on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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