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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: itโ€™s the hard way or the harder way.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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