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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

If you breakdance you buy dance.

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