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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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