It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.