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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Well, talk about a early riser! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ…

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