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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as he…

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as he…

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Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, bird, early, guy, hell, humor, joke, just, observation, sarcasm, saw on Apr 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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