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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bless, bless you, bodily, bodily function, fart, function, humor, manners, nobody on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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