Commentary:
"Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! ππΎπ"
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Topics: aging, browser, browser tab, computer, humor, i, internet, meme, older, open, procrastination, tab, tabs, technology -

Commentary:
"Me at 2 AM asking for 'drink preferences' ππ₯ #VampireBartender"Topics: alcohol, dark, dark humor, drinking, hours, humor, last, me, mortal, sarcastic, supernatural, tell, vampire, vampire humor -

Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! ππ€¦ββοΈπ"Topics: bad, change, cynicism, evolution, Funny, good, hope, humor, humor change, humor evolution, i, irony, least, me, naivety, perspective, self-awareness, something, whatever, young -

Commentary:
"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! πβ¨ #FashionStrategy"Topics: amazing, appearance, beauty, casual, confidence, humor, humorist, irony, key, looking, most, self-deprecation, shit, surprise, time





