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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂
Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.
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Taking life one shot of wisdom at a time! 🍹😄
The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
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When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅
My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”
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Sounds like selective hearing is a marital superpower! 👂😅🔊
To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.
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That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
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Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤