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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Just landed via Facebook:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Just shared via YouTube:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Making waves on Messenger:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Trending via YouTube:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Just landed via Pinterest:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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86 shares on Twitch this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Making waves on Facebook:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Going viral on Messenger:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Spotted on Slack:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Spotted on Instagram:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Trending via Discord:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Trending via Discord:

My dream car is a taco truck.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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