Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,488

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Going bananas on YouTube:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Live now on Telegram:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Spotted on Twitch:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

That looks like a problem for someone else.

1 month ago

Playful quote about avoiding responsibility with a humorous, carefree vibe.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
When life hands you lemons, pass them to someone else and say you're allergic 🍋🙌😂

else, humor, looks, problem, procrastination, responsibility, sarcasm, someone

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

67 shares on Threads this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

90 shares on Discord this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

12 shares on Slack this month:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

43 shares on Instagram this month:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Going bananas on Threads:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Going viral on Twitch:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Just landed via Reddit:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Live now on YouTube:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Trending via Discord:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Making waves on TikTok:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨