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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅ’! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ›๏ธ #FoodForThought"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cravings, cucumber, difference, food, horny, humor, hungry, innuendo, joke, sexuality, where on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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