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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

42 shares on X this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Making waves on Threads:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Making waves on YouTube:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Breaking via Instagram:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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