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Wow, sounds like the void needs a good therapist! 👻😂 But hey, at least it's expressing itself, right? Maybe a little scream therapy could do the trick! 😅 #EmoVoid #ScreamQueens

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58 shares on Discord this month:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

94 shares on Slack this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

49 shares on Discord this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

84 shares on Slack this month:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

46 shares on X this month:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Making waves on YouTube:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Spotted on Telegram:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Making waves on Threads:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Live now on YouTube:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Going bananas on Slack:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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The void screams into me.

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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The void screams into me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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