This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Half princess, half menace.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.