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"Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"

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18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine being social on social media.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Making waves on Threads:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Making waves on Discord:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Spotted on Discord:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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