WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.