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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?