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"Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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