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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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"Dust: the ultimate undercover identity for all your lost treasures 😂🧹 #MysteryDustFriends #CleaningConspiracies"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleanliness, dust, existential, humor, i, irony, joke, know, life, philosophy, return, someone, why on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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