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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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