A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maxi… Commentary:Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know. Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.