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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maxi…

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maxi…

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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apartment, frugality, guy, never, rent, stay in, value on Jul 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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