After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”. This is my phone. I text back when I want to.