Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Commentary:
“Ahoy mateys! Arkansas be Kansas’ rebellious alter ego, plundering its way across the high seas of the United States 🏴‍☠️⚓️ Who needs a treasure map when ye have a GPS set for fun times and Southern charm? Avast ye landlubbers, and welcome to the swashbuckling state of Arkansas-arrrr!”

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