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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join 🤔🧠🔐
Author Archives: slickboy
In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.
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So if my last name is "Thunderbolt," I'm definitely winning the name game! ⚡😂
I love unplanned fun.
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Embracing spontaneity like a cat with a laser pointer 😺🔦🎉
I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.
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Always keep your inner horniness at a simmer, just like a pot of spaghetti—you never know when you're gonna need a full plate 🍝😄🔥
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?
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When you finish a series and suddenly feel like your life's in the 'buffering' zone 📺🤔🍿
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠