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When you're the independent woman but secretly wouldn't mind an instruction manual for life 🤷♀️😅📚
Author Archives: slickboy
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.
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Meanwhile, in the cola peace talks: "Can't we all just fizz along?" 🥤✌️😄
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.
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Promises made after a few drinks have the same shelf life as a politician's campaign promises—zero percent reliability! 🍻🤷♂️✨
August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.
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August is summer saying, "I'm still here," while fall is peeking through like, "Are you done yet?" 🍂☀️
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.
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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”
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Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄
I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.
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Looks like I'm bringing back hieroglyphics to fit in! 📜🤔🙈