Commentary:
"Who knew job apps came with a PHD in random facts? 📚😂"
Author Archives: slickboy
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.
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Can't tell if it's allergy season or if someone's testing their lung capacity! 🤧💨😆
In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.
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When you order decaf, even the coffee beans start whispering "traitor" 😂☕
How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?
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Trying to remember phone numbers now feels like trying to download a huge app on a phone with zero storage space 😂📞📱
The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.
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Looks like I might need a sidekick called 'Adult Supervision Man' to keep me out of trouble! 😂🦸♂️🔍
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.
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Can't hear the haters over the sweet sound of Nutella bliss 🥄😂🍫
“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.
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Being myself has led to a few victories, a few awkward dance moves, and at least one restraining order 😂🤦♂️🕺