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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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