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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Just shared via Reddit:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Reported on Facebook:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Spotted on Facebook:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Spotted on Slack:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Just shared via TikTok:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Just landed via TikTok:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Live now on Discord:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Trending via Discord:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Reported on YouTube:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Making waves on X:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Just landed via Discord:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Shared recently on Threads:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Spotted on X:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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