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  • Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?
  • The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
  • Happy return of β€œyes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.
  • I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that β€œpeople with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that β€œpeople with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
  • Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.