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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Spotted on Threads:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Breaking via Slack:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Breaking via WeChat:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Making waves on Threads:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Just landed via Discord:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Funny 14 quotes

Funny 14 quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor and wit to your day! 🎉 Whether you’re celebrating a 14th birthday, a quirky milestone, or just love clever wordplay, these gems will make you smile 😄 and maybe even snort-laugh 🤣. Get ready for a collection that’s as fun and fabulous as the number 14 itself! 🎈✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

50 shares on Threads this month:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Live now on Snapchat:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Just landed via Threads:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Just landed via Threads:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Breaking via WeChat:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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