Funny abuse quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to abuse substances when you can simply give them all the love and attention they deserve? 🌿💕 It's all about fostering a healthy relationship with your vices, right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haters when you've got a fan club lining up for the abuse show? 🙌😂 #BringItOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

  Commentary:
  Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! 🍷😜 Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! 🥂😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

  Commentary:
  "Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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