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Funny abuse quotes

Funny abuse quotes bring a cheeky twist to those moments when sarcasm and wit are the best comebacks 😜πŸ”₯ Perfect for lightening the mood or delivering a playful jab without crossing the line 😏πŸ’₯ Ready to laugh and clap back with style? Let’s dive into the world where humor meets sass and no insult is too serious πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Posted on2 weeks ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Posted on2 weeks ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Posted on2 weeks ago

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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