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Sounds like a dotty situation, but I'm seeing spots in joining you on it! 🤓🔍🎨
89 Funny addiction quotes
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.
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Breaking family records one tweet at a time!
Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.
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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.
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Looks like we need a new 12-step program for worldviews! 🧠🚑 #PropagandaProblems
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ☕➡️🍵😂
A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.
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Sounds like my wallet is the true victim of identity theft! 🎰💸😅
If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.
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I'm not sure what too much caffeine does, but I need another cup to help me remember 😂☕️💭
Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.
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Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! 🍕🦖😄