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Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,578

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Spotted on Reddit:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Trending via Instagram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Just shared via Discord:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Just landed via Threads:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Breaking via Facebook:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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35 shares on Facebook this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

45 shares on Threads this month:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

37 shares on Slack this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

65 shares on X this month:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,451

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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