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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Just landed via Telegram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Just shared via Facebook:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Reported on Instagram:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Making waves on Reddit:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Just shared via YouTube:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Just landed via Twitch:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Trending via Discord:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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