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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Live now on Messenger:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Shared recently on X:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Making waves on Discord:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Breaking via X:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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73 shares on X this month:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

98 shares on Discord this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Shared recently on X:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Trending via Twitch:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Going viral on Discord:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Spotted on X:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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