Funny awkward conversation quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

  Commentary:
  "I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"

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