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  • Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

    Commentary:
    “Elliott’s priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams”

  • If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

    Commentary:
    “Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓”

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