16 Funny bike quotes

• I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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  2 weeks ago

  bike, child, childhood, cry, i, nostalgia, old, skateboard, technology, used, wifi

• Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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  2 weeks ago

  adventure, bike, care, childhood, E.T., Elliott, ET, flying, flying bike, fun, just, movie, movie reference, reference, wanted

• If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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  3 weeks ago

  bike, care, city, DUI, health, humor, means, new, New York City, riding, Tennessee, york

• Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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  3 weeks ago

  bike, distraction, humor, i, music, next, riding, song, street

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