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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Freshly posted on Threads:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Just landed via Slack:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Trending via Snapchat:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Going viral on YouTube:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Going bananas on Twitch:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Shared recently on X:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Spreading quickly via X:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Just shared via Facebook:

Being strange is exhausting.

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82 shares on TikTok this month:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

62 shares on X this month:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

14 shares on YouTube this month:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

44 shares on Threads this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Just shared via Threads:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Shared recently on Discord:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Just landed via TikTok:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Live now on Messenger:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Live now on TikTok:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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