Funny bizarre quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

  Commentary:
  "Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

  Commentary:
  "Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

  Commentary:
  "Menstruation: the totally Lynchian experience where your body decides to host its very own Twin Peaks marathon every month! 🩸🕰️🦉 #StrangeButTrue"

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