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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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β€œQuit” is not in my vocabulary but β€œresign”, β€œdrop out”, and β€œgive up” are.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Spotted on Discord:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Going viral on Discord:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Shared recently on Discord:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Going viral on Slack:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Making waves on Discord:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Breaking via Instagram:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Just shared via TikTok:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were β€œsigns of a struggle”.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Going viral on Threads:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Making waves on Twitch:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Just shared via Discord:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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