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Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Making waves on Telegram:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Trending via Threads:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Trending via TikTok:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Just shared via WeChat:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Broadcasted on X:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Going viral on YouTube:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Making waves on Discord:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Breaking via Slack:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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