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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Funny bouquet quotes brighten up any day with a splash of humor and floral charm. 🌸😆 Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or just enjoying a laugh, these quotes capture the playful side of giving and receiving bouquets. Get ready to stop and smell the jokes with these funny bouquet quotes! 🌷😂

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5 months ago
Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Commentary:
"Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Commentary:
"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"
5 months ago
Share →: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Commentary:
"Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses when you can have mozzarella sticks? 🧀🌹 For those who prefer cheesy goodness over flowers, this is the ultimate dream bouquet! Just make sure to have some marinara dipping sauce on the side. 😂 #SnackGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Commentary:
"Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Just shared via Reddit:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Making waves on WeChat:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Going viral on Messenger:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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