Funny bouquet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

  Commentary:
  "What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

  Commentary:
  "Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs roses when you can have mozzarella sticks? 🧀🌹 For those who prefer cheesy goodness over flowers, this is the ultimate dream bouquet! Just make sure to have some marinara dipping sauce on the side. 😂 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

  Commentary:
  "Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"

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