Funny breaking news quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Breaking news is really breaking me.

  Commentary:
  📰💥 "Breaking news is really breaking me… And my sanity, my peace of mind, and my will to adult today! 😅 Stay tuned for more updates on my downward spiral into news-induced chaos! #ExtraExtraReadAllAboutMyMentalBreakdown" 🚨🤯

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

  Commentary:
  🚨🤯🎤 "Attention! Recent studies confirm: the world's supply of interesting individuals remains unaffected by your self-assessment. 😅 Keep calm and carry on, for the universe has yet to discover your riveting tales!" 🌍🚀 #HumilityCheck #StayHumble

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

  Commentary:
  📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama

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