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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Just shared via Snapchat:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Trending via Threads:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Seen just now on Slack:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Trending via Telegram:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Just landed via Telegram:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Going viral on Reddit:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Live now on Facebook:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Breaking via Messenger:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Spotted on Reddit:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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