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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Going viral on Twitch:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Live now on Pinterest:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Breaking via Discord:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Trending via X:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Making waves on Slack:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Breaking via Instagram:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Seen just now on YouTube:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Just shared via Instagram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Going viral on Discord:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Trending via Messenger:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Spotted on Telegram:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Trending via Discord:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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