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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Going bananas on YouTube:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Live now on WeChat:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Just shared via TikTok:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Making waves on Telegram:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on X:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Spotted on Facebook:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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57 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

48 shares on Discord this month:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

61 shares on Slack this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

78 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Spotted on Reddit:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Spotted on Slack:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Just shared via Telegram:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Just shared via Snapchat:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Live now on Facebook:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Shared recently on Discord:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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