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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, β€œIsn’t face-to-face better?”

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, β€œWasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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I love saying β€œexactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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