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Funny cannabis quotes

Funny cannabis quotes🌿💨 bring the perfect blend of laughter and chill vibes to any conversation! Whether you’re a seasoned tokers or just here for the giggles, these witty one-liners will lighten up your day and spark some smoky smiles 😆🔥. Get ready to roll with the funniest sayings that celebrate the green lifestyle in the most hilarious way possible! 🌱😂 #StayHighAndLaugh

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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