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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Broadcasted on Threads:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Spotted on Messenger:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Shared recently on Threads:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Going viral on TikTok:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
6 months ago
Share →: At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect strain to ease the yearning! 🌿💭 Perhaps they'll prescribe you a dose of 'Chill Pill' or 'Zen Master' to silence those cravings. Just remember to inhale responsibly! 😄🌿 #PotentYearningRemedy"

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Trending via Threads:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Making waves on X:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Making waves on Slack:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Just shared via YouTube:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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