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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Making waves on Threads:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Trending via Pinterest:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Just shared via TikTok:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Trending via Threads:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Shared recently on Discord:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Seen just now on Discord:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Just shared via Discord:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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15 shares on Messenger this month:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

37 shares on X this month:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

55 shares on X this month:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Seen just now on YouTube:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Breaking via Twitch:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Trending via Instagram:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Live now on Snapchat:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Going viral on Slack:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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