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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Trending via TikTok:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Just landed via Discord:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Spotted on WeChat:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Going viral on Telegram:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Live now on Facebook:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Trending via YouTube:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Trending via Pinterest:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Just landed via X:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Making waves on Telegram:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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