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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has copied:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has copied:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has downloaded:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has viewed:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

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17,569

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15,503

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Jan 6, 2026

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Seen just now on Discord:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Going bananas on Threads:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Seen just now on X:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Just landed via Threads:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Breaking via Instagram:

I be like β€œcommunication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Spotted on Twitch:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Breaking via Instagram:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Freshly posted on Discord:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Just shared via Slack:

Body by sandwich.

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72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

6 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying β€œWhat?” to this person?

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has copied:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has shared:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has shared:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, β€œslightly.”

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has shared:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on Telegram:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Going viral on YouTube:

The pizza delivery guys say β€œsee you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Going viral on Instagram:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Just landed via Telegram:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Spotted on X:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Trending via Discord:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Spotted on Telegram:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Spotted on Slack:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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