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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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