Funny quotes commit

Funny commit quotes

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

3 months ago

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

3 months ago

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

3 months ago

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

3 months ago