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Funny commit quotes

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025